A GLASTONBURY reveller arrived again residence to discover a postcard he despatched to himself whereas drunk on the pageant – calling himself a “fats, bald p***ok”.
Doug Carter mentioned he was so hammered on the dance pageant final month that he utterly forgot he despatched himself a postcard while there.
The 47-year-old from Bedworth, Warwickshire, had been having fun with some drinks along with his spouse after they visited a postcard store on web site.
He determined to pen himself one for when he returned again residence, saying: “Hello Doug, it’s Doug.
“I guess you’re gutted you’re residence you fats, bald p***ok.
Doug arrived again residence the day after the world famend pageant ended (27 JUN) to search out the postcard ready for him on his mat.
When he first noticed it, the telehandler initially didn’t realise who it might be from.
However after studying the brutal message, Doug immediately began getting flashbacks of his drunken go to to the pageant store a number of days earlier than (23 JUN).
Doug, who additionally does arise comedy, posted concerning the hilarious incident on Fb on Monday (4 JUL), writing: “On Thursday evening, me and the higher half bought to exit with out our lad and we bought a bit bit hammered.
“We bought again from the pageant on Monday and located a postcard and was stunned to search out it was from me.”
The put up has now collected over 1,500 likes with dozens of feedback from festival-goers who had been left in stitches by the put up.
One mentioned: “I really assume that is my favorite Glasto story up to now! Doug, I salute you!”
One other wrote: “That’s fairly near inter dimensional journey.
“There’s a concept that your Glastonbury pageant self may by chance meet your non-Glastonbury pageant self, nevertheless it might be actually fairly harmful and upset your entire time area continuum. I’d say burn it to be on the secure aspect.”
A 3rd commented: “That is my fave Glasto put up. Simply exhibits what the pageant does to you!”
A fourth added: “Hammered Doug sounds a bit brutal.”
Talking as we speak (TUE), Doug mentioned: “I used to be there with my younger lad and my buddy and so they had been type sufficient to let me have the primary evening off and they’d take care of the youngsters.
“Me and the Mrs went out and had fairly just a few drinks as a result of it could be the one evening off (not taking care of children).
“After I bought again [from Glastonbury] I used to be a bit bit depressed however the minute I walked in I noticed a postcard on the ground.
“I questioned ‘who’s that off?’ after which I observed who that’s off.
“I couldn’t bear in mind sending it in any respect till I learn it and I had a flashback to writing it however till that second I utterly forgot.
“It took me straight again to the cardboard store.
“Me and the Mrs bought a bit bit hammered and located a postcard retailer.
“She despatched a postcard to her mum and her finest mate however I despatched one to me.
“It was one in all this stuff that immediately perked me again up as soon as I bought again from Glastonbury. It actually made my day.
“I beloved the message I left, I’m a bit ruthless and do some arise comedy so I really like a little bit of fun.
“I’m at all times a little bit of a foolish lad that likes to see the humorous in on a regular basis life.”